People-watch

1. Lai Kim Heng, Blk 714 Ang Mo Kio Ave 6 #13-4018
Middle-aged Chinese guy, in Fresh Imp Tee and bermudas.
This middle-aged Chinese guy caught my attention when I was at Kopitiam w group of friends. There was his meal placed infront of him with the utensils beside it. He was holding his handphone on one the left hand, and he was concentrating on whatever it was on that screen. He then used his right hand to feel for his utensils. He kept feeling for them here and there like a fool. But even after quite a while, he was still unable to feel for them.  He looked kind of pissed, so he took his eyes off the phone and looked for his utensils, and went back to his phone. That was so hilarious.

2. Michael Yeo Teng Sui, Blk 530 Bedok Nth St 3 #05-642
Plump Chinese male student, in Teck Whye Secondary School Uniform
There was this Chinese student in Teck Whye Secondary School Uniform who caught my attention in the train. He was grimacing with his nose slightly in a funny manner because his nose seemed very itchy. His actions of twitching and rubbing of his nose told me that he didn’t want to pick his nose in the public (which might be even more disgusting doing that). His nose turned red after a while. That was so freaking funny! (Well I do make a grimace with my nose sometimes :>)
Michael: Hi boss. What do you want to eat?
Kim Heng: (looking at his handphone on one hand) Er… one roasted chicken rice please. (passes him the money with the other hand)
Michael: Thank you.
Michael: (twitching his nose, while preparing the food)
Kim Heng: (took his eyes off the phone and looks at Michael)
Michael: (continues grimacing with his nose and starts rubbing it vigorously)
Kim Heng: (disgusted) Sorry uncle, I don’t want the chicken rice anymore.
Michael: Hah?
Kim Heng: Uncle I want a refund. I don’t want the chicken rice anymore.
Michael: Siao eh. You order already hor.
Kim Heng: But you kept rubbing your nose while preparing the food. Unhygenic you know
(The rest of customers walk away)
Michael: (looking at the customers walk away, angered him) Eh don’t anyhow. Knn. You chase away my customers somemore. Rub nose only you never rub before isit. Nin nao hia eh.